The Difficulty With Automated Checkouts
Who on earth programmed these monstrosities? Why? Dismantle them!
My local supermarket recently installed a few of these automated supermarket based mobile Terminators, designed to eradicate the standard shopper who likes to interact with people and have a pleasant experience no doubt, and it’s a Very Bad Thing.
As a progressive software engineer I usually avoid the things like the plague but, unfortunately, today I mistakenly used one.
The Past
Automated checkouts with 1980s style computerised voices have been around for some time now, but the ongoing pandemic seems to have caused such a proliferation in their number that one could be mistaken that they’re being deliberately bred like springtime rabbits to send us all insane.
They’re horrible things by all accounts, turning shopping into a faceless and emotionless transaction, whilst depriving many people of either entry-level or part-time employment. And that’s before you get to the utter horror of their implementation — in hardware as well as software.
In the old times, pre-COVID, they were generally hidden away at the end of a long line of checkout tills and (thankfully) mostly unused¹. That is, aside from the brave few who would venture down there with just a couple of items and wanted to…
