We've definitely read the same ads.

Lately I've seen so many web3 and blockchain ads not only pumping crapcoins but pages and pages of marketing, benefits, and even - shock - "Freeeee Coinz!!"

They sound like they need a real progressive, a proper professional with a lifetime in development, with a solid background and fundamentals.

Turns out it's writing smart contracts in JavaScript, whoops, I mean Solidity...

You can't make it up.